Funny Short Story Competition

Yet another chance to win a $25 Amazon gift card without spending any money!  Email your comedic short story to jjohnpotter@gmail.com -deadline is March 3rd at 8PM PST.  There is no maximum or minimum word count, just do whatever you think is best and still qualifies as a short story.  The winning story will be published on the blog, and if you lose and don't want your submission to be published here, simply specify in your submission email that that is your wish.  Good luck to everybody that enters, and email at jjohnpotter@gmail.com if you have any questions or comments.